The Neapolitan.

Every year I mock Terrence for his t-shirt tans aka farmer tans and he only recently began to try harder to ward them off, i.e. applying sunblock occasionally. Earlier this Summer I joked with him about putting sunblock on the already tan parts of his upper body and leaving the rest to catch up in color. I guess I said it enough because Monday at the beach he actually did it. Halfway into it he said he was going to quit and apply sunscreen as a precaution since he had started to feel he’d had enough sun, but got sidetracked and forgot. Needless to say we spent the entire time at the beach with him only half blocked.

I was just teasing him after looking through some of the photos I had taken, I decided he can be some sort of circus sideshow attraction, “The Amazing Sunburned Man”. I think we could make a decent cash flow.

But all joking aside I really do feel sorry for him, the poor guy can barely move without bellowing in pain. Aside from his own vanity he did only do it because of my constant mockery of his hideous farmer tan. HAHA! No, it is still kind of funny. Maybe it’s because I don’t know what a sunburn feels like, being that I’m Hispanic I don’t burn in the sun, I brown. I also didn’t put sunblock on as a show of solidarity, Terrence is always wishing I would tan a little so he can show off his dark and exotic Spanish girlfriend. I got one shade browner almost instantly… no pain, no wait, no disgusting peeling.

I’m actually slightly excited to peel Terrence, I think it’s fun. It satisfies that child in me that poured glue all over her hands to peel it back in large pieces. Oh, the excitement.

4 thoughts on “The Neapolitan.

  1. Oh what the fuck??!!! Did you not learn anything from your bike trip??? Hideous!!! But I still love you T!!!

    P.S be happy whore, I just visited your site!!

    • He just reminded me of what you’re talking about, I’d forgotten the story of the farm part. Ha.

      I’m very happy. You’re one amongst dozens and even that’s an overstatement.

  2. wow. That’s an impressive burn he’s got there.

    I think my Hispanic side must be weaker than yours. Or maybe it’s the wrong half? lol. I burn like crazy and actually started tanning so I can be outside without lobster-ing right away. *sigh*

    • It would have been wise for him to take a little at a time… we’re here all week and all. I don’t know what got into him. I might buy him a stuffed lobster as a parting gift, he’ll likely throw it in my face, ha.

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