Achievement of a lifetime.

Recently I turned twenty-five and as far as I’m concerned midlife.  I’ve been trying to account for all my goals and perhaps seek an end to pissing away my life. Last week I applied to college to better nurture my brain and perhaps invest in a career in teaching or research.  I’ve been setting up doctors appointments to make sure I’m in tip top shape.  I’m trying to improve on myself.  A lot of deep introspection going on here.  A few days ago I was watching an episode of The Simpsons and was again haunted by the line “There once was a man from Nantucket”.  This sentence has been plaguing my life, I’ve never been able to know why it’s so dirty and funny.  This dirty limerick is well out of my reach.  Why Nantucket, why?  But today I recalled my suffering and thought it best to achieve one more post mid-life agenda;  Learn the dirtiest limericks punchline.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
“If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it.”


Thank you google and wikipedia.  Well worth the 25 year long wait.

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